Hazel the Witch

Hazel always hated the fact that people said she looked like a witch. Sure she had a fondness for cats and cooking up meals in a potjie, but it didn't mean she was a witch. Her glass eye didn't help her case at all. Until one day she kind of just got fed up with the name calling and just went with it. "Screw it, I'm a witch now," she said as she cast a curse on her irritatingly nosy-neighbour.
She's never looked back since.